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This is for Zombie:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8p-J3yEl9LA

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RoyalZombie
04:06 Sep 26 2014

LOL! >:D

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My boyfriend and I went to the little Italy feast yesterday. Before we left I picked up food from Chinatown for my family.

There was a big mix up with the trains that day and we were stuck on the train for a long time. When we went to transfer, I said, "Something smells like fried chicken.", he agreed. (Keep in mind, we're both vegetarians.)



Then I thought about it, five minutes later I say, "Oh! I forgot I ordered chicken for them! See", I announce, ever so casually, "I don't usually order the chicken, I order the cock."

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RoyalZombie
16:58 Sep 21 2014

>:O

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A spoon full of jizz helps the medicine go down, the medicine go doooown, the medicine go down. Just a spoon full of jizz helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way! :D

Do you know the penis man? The penis man. The penis man! Do you know the penis man who lives on pussy lane?

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LordFangor
02:44 Sep 12 2014

Try a cold shower

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NLW
00:37 Sep 13 2014

Haha! Now I have "The Muffin Man" in my head!

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My boyfriend was telling me about someone named Baba Vanga. Me, being the immature brat that I am type, "Ba ba vagina have you any pubes? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full."

lmao